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Funny? Answering Machine At The Mental Hospital (555-6887(nuts)) part 1? - mental health hotline answering machine

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ...
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press you for the 2nd
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what they want. Stay in line, so that we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, will be at 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it does not matter which number you press, no one answers.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you suffer from nervous disorders, please play with the hash key until a representative comes on line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, birth date, social security number and the maiden name of his mother.